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5.30.02 - 6.7.02
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June 7th, 2002
Pretend you can hear the sarcasm in my voice when reading that I am overjoyed to know that Shawn Michael's comeback is due
in large part to his newfound faith in "the lord".
I was reading this revelation in the new interview with him on the WWE website.
Even if for one moment I totally lose my brain and allow that there might actually be a possibility that
there is a higher power...Is this fictional deity actually going to give one rat's ass about Shawn's career decisions with the WWE?
Then again, maybe God is a wrestling fan which would explain why he'd rather book nWo matches than have his priorities set on controlling or stopping all of the maniacs killing each other every day in the Middle East, Kashmir, or even right here in America.
I'm tempted to go on a whole rant about this voodoo-crap people insist on
believing in as taught to them by the usual assorted thieves, liars, and pedophiles...Or
how the bible and its teachings have been so skewed by evil and selfish people
for centuries into the garbage people are mindlessly spoon-fed in church every
Sunday morning, but I'll save all that fun for some other time.
Despite my total contempt with most religions, I should say that finally
removing your head from your anus in order to straighten up your life and become
a good person, father, and husband is more than admirable. And if you need to
believe in something as ridiculous as some story, statue, or image of a bearded
caucasian living 2000 years ago in the Middle East claiming to be the son
of God to get the job done, then good luck with that. I guess that I'll just
hold out some small glimmer of hope that this doesn't end up putting the big
nasty stink (of a some new bible-thumping agenda) on or water-down one of my 5 all-time favorite wrestlers.
Because I have so much free time in the middle of the night, staying up trying
to keep busy just so I can be at the post office when they open in the
morning...The lines are much much shorter at my local post office if you get
there early...Anyway, because of these circumstances I find myself sometimes
dicking around on useless things for this website. I made a few AOL Instant
Messenger buddy icons like my big logo on these pages. I think I have the
programming code done right so that you just need to click on one of the images
to make it your new buddy icon. I feel a little gay having done these but
whatever.
June 6th, 2002
For some reason, I had made the decision to not read the online news sites the last week or two.
And even though I was missing out on listening to the streaming audio shows from Joey Stiles, Bob Ryder, Dave Scherer and others at 1wrestling.com
(yes, I finally caved in and paid for the premium service) which I do enjoy,
it was really a nice change to be totally surprised with HBK making his return to the WWF.
Its really been a long time since he's had a match in the ring, but he had one super-bloody Hell in the Cell match against the Undertaker just before his back quit on him.
Earlier in his career, he had one of the greatest ladder matches of all time with Scott Hall.
I realize I could go on and on about what he's accomplished as part of the Rockers and then later
as a solo wrestler or with D-X...and his awesome feuds with top guys like Bret Hart.
It might just be easier for others to do that for those of you interested in WWF history.
A lot of the newer people to wrestling may not even have ever seen a Shawn Michaels match.
I for one can't wait to see him get in the mix with newer guys like Jericho, Benoit, RVD, Hardy, Guerrero, etc.
Anyway, for anyone interested in Shawn Michaels, I'll put some links below to some fan sites that are current and hopefully don't have
too many of those jerkoff angelfire/tripod/geocities-type pop-up ads.
Some of them have video clips, pictures, links, bios, title histories, and other fun
stuff. So enjoy them...or don't.
May 30th, 2002
Lately I haven't been a big plugger for others,
and I still really hate ebay and never love sending them business.
However, as a favor to a friend, please go check out his 1700+ comic book auctions he's running this week...
they're mostly Marvel titles from the 70's and 80's titles under the letters A-M.
He also has a bunch of Maxim, FHM, and Stuff magazines listed among the comic books.
So click HERE to see the entire list!
I've got the Howard Stern TV show on while I'm doing this and he's got that smokin' hot chick from the new star trek show
Jolene Blalock
on and she's talking about how size matters to her.
She should give me a call.
More plugs...
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You've seen my uniquely super-blurry arrest pictures of Scott Hall
HERE,
but HERE
you can buy one of his official arrest mugshots that they've put on all of the same mugs, shirts, etc.
They're the same items that I sell with my designs on this website.
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The dildo of the month award goes to someone named Wes Huntley.
I live for emails like the one he sent.
I could almost smell the stupidity coming off the email even before I read it...
that, and the fact that I haven't dealt with a lot of fools lately and was probably itching to pick a fight with one of the humanoids out there.
whats tracklist for black sabbath live 12.20.70 show. thanks
wes
Short but sweet.
But enough for me to reply to and succinctly tell him that he's stupid...
Wes,
what
part of "If there is either no set list
posted, or there is no track available for listening , then there is none
available...DO NOT email or IM me asking for one." did you not
understand? It was written plain as day on the page I DO NOT HAVE ONE TO GIVE
YOU.
Thanks
for your interest, but you're wasting both our time asking questions I have
already answered on the website.
Just enough to goad someone into writing back and harsh enough to piss them off.
After all, even if they are stupid, people generally don't like when you tell them that they're acting like a dumbass.
So sour grapes wrote back this...
well nevermind. wanted 2 buy cd but i guess its not important you sell it. i
guess you dont have it seeing you dont have the list i ask for.
I wrote a whole long response which I won't post in its entirety here, but these few excerpts kind of sum it up...
...I don't sell these anyway as that's illegal, and therefore wrong...only bad
people do things that are illegal and I'm a good person. You'd have to trade for
something that I want and need to get shows from me. Whether I actually have the
shows or not, you may never know (even though I do have many set lists and
actual mp3s available online for a great number of the shows listed so I don't
know why you'd say that except out of sour grapes...
...Besides, in my experience as a person who has sold a lot of things to a lot of
people, anyone who throws back in your face a statement where they claim that
they were planning to spend money with me but I offended or wronged them in some
way so now they are punishing me by not spending their money with me...9 times
out of 10 really had no plans to spend a dime and just had some strange interest
in wasting my time. Since I trade only, I don't have to worry about losing
business over someone not reading the information I posted plain as day on the
website...
On a side issue, if you're going to email me about trading links,
don't take me to a website that has irritating pop-up ads on every goddamn page.
Try the button exchange
or banner exchange instead.
I'm wondering if I should I even talk about recent wrestling now or just wrap this up and go to sleep...
Okay, I saw the PPV, I thought it sucked.
The RVD/Eddy Guerrero ladder match Monday night was the highlight of my month,
and I haven't watched the tape with Smackdown and the Tough Enough finale on it yet...
Okay, now I don't feel as guilty. Now go buy a shirt/mug/etc.,
autograph, or just go away.
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